Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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