i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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