did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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