Soap is not a condiment
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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