Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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