just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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