Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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