it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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