They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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