what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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