honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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