she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
vagina is talking i cant
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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