Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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