If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He did a backflip because drugs
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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