i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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