You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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