worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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