Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
