Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I understand Curling. That high.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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