white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm sobbing to NWA
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