I wish I could teleport
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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