so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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