saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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