was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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