Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
