Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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