What a fucking waste of an outfit
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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