"it" just moved
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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