Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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