Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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