id be glad to
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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