so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Michael Bay diarrhea
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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