I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
