Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My feet surprised me
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