You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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