rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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