Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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