VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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