lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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