do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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