He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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