soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
