3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
