Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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