I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize