I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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