Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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