i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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