covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There's always time for handjobs
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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