i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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