soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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