we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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