It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i came on her dog
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The best walk of shames are on the highway
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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