Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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